Do you know what ads I hate the most? The ones that are authoritative and vague at the same time. Pepsi was voted to have the most cola taste. What the hell does that even mean? More cola taste than generic, store-brand cola? Than Royal Crown or Coke? Than a cup of muddy water? It drives me crazy and yet somehow I can't stop thinking about the "fact" that Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper.
So, since it seems impossible to not have these ridiculous slogans seared onto your sub-conscience, I thought we should invent some for the Yankees. Did you know that the Yankees are more baseball than any other team? And the new Yankee Stadium will be more like the current and old Yankee Stadium? And, of course, going to a Yankee game has more of the Yankee experience than watching at home. I know that's why I'm a season ticket holder.