Monday, September 10, 2007

New Bleacher Creature: FOL breaks the story

Well, Michael is always saying how we need to break some serious news with our blog to garner national attention and so I will scoop everyone with the story of the newest Section 39 Bleacher Creature: TBA McClain.

That's right, Janet and I are expecting a second child in March. I just received an email from the Yankees yesterday expressing that Yankee Stadium is for more than just baseball games and that I can schedule a business meeting, birthday, wedding or other event there. So, negotiations are under way to schedule the birth of the newest Bleacher Creature in one of the Hall of Fame suites (there's just no way to sterilize the bleachers).

On a side note I think I completely missed on naming my little Joba by not considering how his name would look as just initials: J.M. McClain. Janet's doctor definitely has the best possible initial combination as he goes by F.C. Miller which makes his name look like a European football club. I'll lobby for that as a compromise if a Yankee Stadium birth is unaffordable.

7 comments:

Michael in New York said...

Fellow section 39 bleacher creature Nannette ALSO plans to give birth at Yankee Stadium. But since she isn't even pregnant yet, you've got the advantage. Congratulations! "Michael" and "Michelle" is always a nice name. Just a thought.

priv8pete said...

If we have a second boy it will be a name that is close to Michael...

DasNootz said...

Close to Michael... would that be Dwight?

priv8pete said...

So close, Britt. The correct answer is Prison Mike. Good guess though.

dasnootz said...

ahhhh Prison Mike. The man who kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom... and he never got caught.

Are you going to raise him on gruel sandwiches, gruel omelets... Nothin’ but gruel. Plus, he can eat his own hair.

priv8pete said...

While the gruel will be an important staple of my potential, future son's diet the paramount issue will be developing a heavy Jersey accent.

Michael in New York said...

Most importantly, will the new baby be gunning for the record of earliest post-womb visit to Yankee Stadium? What's the due date?